The Tale of Sue-yuk
There once was an old gal named Sue-yuk
who went in for a simple nip and quick tuck
but when she came to, she was galled
not a hair on her body, for she was bald
Sue-yuk had been plucked like a holiday duck!
©2018 Linda Lee Lyberg
Author’s Note: This is without a doubt the most nonsensical quadrille I have ever written!