Musings on Life, Love, and Linguine-Poetry & Writing
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Windy, sulphurous greetings! With not near enough shame and absolutely no modicum of decorum, I am promoting my silly books of poetry, including my book of farts, Passings:
It’s a free borrow thru Kindle Unlimited, or a cheap 99 cents to own outright.
May I vent a few excerpts?
Morning-after Spaghetti Blast
Any chef would be proud
Of the garlic-laced cloud
That I belched during yesternight’s meal.
So it’s really no wonder
That this morning’s thunder
From my bowels caused the whole house to squeal.
Dropping a Few Stone(s)
Losing weight’s no thing.
Every time my bottom sings
My last meal takes wings.
Behaving with Decorum
Sitting in my office chair,
Behaving with decorum;
Once I vent my lunch-time air,
It’s really gonna floor ’em.
-Dan
https://rhymeintimeblog.wordpress.com/
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Shall do. Thx!
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Sure!
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