Charmed Chaos
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The Meeting
Almost 22 years ago, I married a wonderful man. At the time, I worked for a very large company based in Sweden. Anyone care to take a wild guess?
It was my first week back from our honeymoon, and I had an important meeting with a lot of co-workers present.
Fresh faced and happy
returned from a honeymoon
Love written on my face
with no disgrace.
A big room of people
an important meeting
so imagine my shock
when I looked down.
For there, by my chair
on the floor
was a pair
of my
black lace panties.
I scooped them right up,
stuffed them in my purse
and figured the curse
must be
s-t-a-t-i-c
e-l-e-c-t-r-i-c-i-t-y.
Turning red at first
quite embarrassed
but then feeling silly
I chuckled and grinned
and to my chagrin
I had to explain to them all
what happened.
Needless to say I saved the boring day
because the seriously ‘important’ gathering
thereafter was filled with everyone’s laughter!
©2018 Linda Lee Lyberg
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Why you naughty employee you, lol! Love it!! ☺❤
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It was all the talk for weeks. I never lived it down. LOL! Thanks Walt. 🙂
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My pleasure! ☺❤
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😊💛
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Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™ and commented:
THIS is my type of meeting…. 😎🤗🌷🥀🌹😱🤔😨😅🤣😂💞
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Haha! Thank you! 🙂
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I suppose it was a blessing the static held ’em in place until you got to the meeting, no “drops” in any hallways. 😎🤗🌷🥀🌹😱🤔😨😅🤣😂💞
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I know! Can you imagine? And thank heavens I wore black pants and not a black skirt!!
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You are hilarious,
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😊💛🌹🌺
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Ha, they probably were hoping you’d liven up those boring meetings every time thereafter. No shame!
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Haha! Thank you. At first, I was mortified, but then, I was like, this is funny!
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That was a great ice breaker. I’m sure it lightened up the tension of the moment, lol You’ve got guts to play that off. That was funny, though not to you at the time.
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Haha- it sure was. And you are right- it wasn’t funny at first. Thank you!
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You are truly brave Linda
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Haha! Thanks.
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Thank You!
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You livened that day up!
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Yes, thank you!
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You did brighten up the meeting ~ Sweet and funny recollection ~
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Yes, it is now. Thank you Grace!
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Talk about an ice-breaker!
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Haha! Yes. Thank you.
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I am sure you made everyone’s day! They probably looked forward to coming to your meetings!!
Dwight
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Ha! Thank you Dwight!
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Ahahaha, it’s a good thing this happened in Sweden! I think they tend to be a bit more laid back about those things.
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Actually, it was in Philly, but there were a lot of Europeans who worked there- lol! And my boss was from Sweden. Whew!
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Reblogged this on quirkywritingcorner and commented:
I would have run out of the room very red faced!
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Thanks for the reblog!
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Oh my 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Haha! Thank you.
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LOL! You should have passed it off as a magic trick!
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Haha! Yes. Thanks Kim.
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At least that made the meeting memorable.
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It certainly did!
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Ha… yes that was a great way to start a meeting… cannot really figure out which company it was but I know I will know it.
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Thanks Bjorn. It was IKEA.
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I thought it could be…
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Yes! Smiling.
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Wardrobe malfunctions happen to us all, I’m glad you weren’t too embarassed. Thanks for sharing!
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Haha! Yes they do. Thank you.
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You are so right! That is hilarious!! Static electricity???
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Great prompt!
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Haha! It was crazy.
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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