Ridin’ low under a starry, starry sky
Where a yellow crescent moon hangs low
Vincent, Dali, and Frida out for an evening drive
With no particular place to go.
While Frida smokes wearin’ red cowboy boots,
The boy-men discuss all aspects of life
Dali says ‘I’ve lived before, a reincarnation of my older brother,
and sometimes I dream Hitler is a woman and ravishes me.’
Vincent says, ‘ That’s nothing, my old friend-
Would you cut off an ear to make a valid point
To that pompous bastard Gauguin?’
Whereupon, Frida spoke in a loud raspy voice
‘No, but if Diego whores around one more damn time
He will leave me with no other reasonable choice-
I’ll cut off his limp dick and feed it to my dogs
And let my darling monkeys play with his balls.’
No one spoke the rest of the trip.
©2020 Linda Lee Lyberg
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Linda Lee Lyberg is a wife, mother, artist, published poet and author. She resides in Mesa, AZ with her husband Pete (aka The Big Viking) of 24 years, and her dog, Ricky Bobby. Linda writes various forms of poetry, as well as short stories. You can read more of her works at: charmedchaos.com
and purchase anthologies containing her work here: Amazon Author Page