Musings on Life, Love, and Linguine-Poetry & Writing
Ridin’ low under a starry, starry sky
Where a yellow crescent moon hangs low
Vincent, Dali, and Frida out for an evening drive
With no particular place to go.
While Frida smokes wearin’ red cowboy boots,
The boy-men discuss all aspects of life
Dali says ‘I’ve lived before, a reincarnation of my older brother,
and sometimes I dream Hitler is a woman and ravishes me.’
Vincent says, ‘ That’s nothing, my old friend-
Would you cut off an ear to make a valid point
To that pompous bastard Gauguin?’
Whereupon, Frida spoke in a loud raspy voice
‘No, but if Diego whores around one more damn time
He will leave me with no other reasonable choice-
I’ll cut off his limp dick and feed it to my dogs
And let my darling monkeys play with his balls.’
No one spoke the rest of the trip.
©2020 Linda Lee Lyberg
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Linda Lee Lyberg is a wife, mother, artist, published poet and author. She resides in Mesa, AZ with her husband Pete (aka The Big Viking) of 24 years, and her dog, Ricky Bobby. Linda writes various forms of poetry, as well as short stories. You can read more of her works at: charmedchaos.com
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Laffin here. We both delved into their collective histories a bit, which I like. And the idea of these three low-riding is just too good. Cue up War.
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ps–pretty sure you know, but this is Shay in WP clothing.
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Yep, I know!
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Haha! Exactly. Thanks Shay.
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Oh my! You ‘went’ there and I love it! (Frida’s red boots are smokin’ hot.)
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They certainly are!
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And the moral of that story is … Don’t Cross Frida! Great foray into the life and times of the driver and passenger, and most likely spoke well for the way Frida felt about Diego!
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Thank you Beverly!
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“I’ll cut off his limp dick and feed it to my dogs
And let my darling monkeys play with his balls” – that’s awesome!!!
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Thanks!
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Attitude is everything, they say, and this certainly shows these three had it. Loved it!
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Thank you!
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LMAO, love that image too. Oh what a ride!
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Thank you!
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Absolutely incredible! Bravo Linda! 😎
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Thank you Walt!
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My pleasure!
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Well, yes, that would pretty much silence the conversation. LOL.
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Yes. 😉
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You went deep and low and amazing here Linda!! A killer ending too!! Love it!
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Thank you Carrie!
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You wrote them driving as wild as their attitudes. Love it!
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Thank you!
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No conversation needed after Frieda’s threat!
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Exactly!
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Not a very relaxing drive, I must say, but salty, very salty. Enjoyed this, Linda!
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I’m happy you did!
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Welcome to Linda’s salty side; love it. I happen to love that image you chose, and a dialogue poem was a clever way to proceed; nice work.
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Thanks much Glenn! It was a joy to write.
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How did I miss this one the first time around, Linda? It’s such fun, especially the final stanza!
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Thank you Kim!
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I feel that having balls is dangerous around such a woman… but it’s Diego’s choice really.
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Indeed it is. Thanks Bjorn.
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This is absolutely marvelous. Both idea and execution. Still haven’t stop laughing… 😀
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Haha! Thank you so much.
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Reminds me of Lorena Bobbitt.
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LOL! I haven’t heard that name in years.
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I was so disappointed when they found it and sewed it back on. No justice 🙂
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OMG- dying over here! 🙂
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The story ran and ran over here 🙂
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As in ‘Look what the crazy Americans have gone and done now!’
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French people love jokes about sex 🙂
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I wrote about her in one of my books. She became a joke for awhile, but she had actually endured rape and abuse from him for years.
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That’s truly sad. So many women have endured such travesties.
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Don’t know how I missed this earlier, L3, but I’m glad I found it now. Hell, the artwork alone is marvelous, but the tale you attach…WOWIE-ZOWIE!!!
Wonderful work, Sister.
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Thank you so much Ron.
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Love this – I have a smile on my face.
Good ol’ Frida!
Anna :o]
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Yes, for sure. 🙂
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Oh my! I love this. I definitely laughed out loud reading it.
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Oh good! Laughter is always so welcomed these days.
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Yes it is!
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Well you have returned with a BANG! This is fabulous! The zinger at the end is just that….a real in-your-face zinger and I LOVE that it’s delivered by Frida! Just a GREAT post!
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Thank you so much Lillian.
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This is “still” excellent Linda… 😉 …loved it when you posted it at TSM, and it was a pleasure to revisit here. Very well writtdn!
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Thank you Rob!
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I am not sure how this slipped past me, but I am so embarrassed to admit that I did not know you had breast cancer. Shame on me! I am sorry this has been laid on your plate, but I wish you the strength you need to overcome Linda. My former business partner Larry’s wife Jan is a breast cancer survivor, 17 years now.. When I was still able, I would do a breast cancer walk with the two of them every year. May you enjoy many more years of writing! 🙂
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Thank you so much Rob.
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lol!
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She shoulda. (K)
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😉
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Hahahahaha this is absolutely fantastic! 😀 Frida’s tone and closing statement made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair 💝💝
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Haha! I am so glad you enjoyed it. 💖😉
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Giggling and snorting a little! The poem and pic are both full of color and fun!
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Thank you!
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A wild poem for a crazy painting! This is hilarious…just prove that a woman has the ability to cut through the crap and bring everything into focus!!
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Yes indeed! Thanks Dwight.
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Oh, this is such a fun poem! It really made me smile. I would love to be on this boat ride with these unique characters. Thank you Linda 😊
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I’m happy you enjoyed it!
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Have you seen this picture “https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/59/12/155912d852c51b18ef6eaa349759fa58.jpg” Force by Forcewest? I love this kind of juxtaposition and your poem is a brilliant example. Love it so much and the characters you chose for their interaction. Amazing fun!
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Thank you! Will take a look.
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Oh, I love that she topped them all and got the last word! I am laughing!
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Good! That makes me happy.
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Got a laugh out of this, love the Chuck Berry reference..great stuff…JIM
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Thank you!
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Oooo – now I want a monkey! This poem drips panache and personality!
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Thank you!
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